Blood. Sweat. Beer. Such intense and skilled rocking that panties fall to the floor spontaneously, all across the region.

And a bunch of people taking themselves very, very not seriously.

That’s what air guitar promises. That’s what air guitar delivers.

Once again, on April 22, San Francisco Air Guitar returns to our new home at Bottom of the Hill. Once again the bodies will be sweaty, the beer will be flowing, and the costumes will dazzle. We challenge you to come away from this evening feeling grumpy. You cannot do it! 

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a stage full of rock gods and goddesses, spandex aflair, whaling to the screams of the best air guitar fans in the country.  It’s ridiculous and you should be there.

Do you have what it takes to be San Francisco’s next Rock God and/or Goddess?  There’s only one way to find out. Sign up and mount the stage with us on April 22 at Bottom of the Hill.  Winner gets a trip to Nationals! Yeah, there's a Nationals!

Q. Are there any logical arguments against being a competitor in this fine exhibition of wack?

A. Literally none.

Q. Well then there must be plentiful arguments in favor?

A. Indeed there are: 1) It costs the same to compete as to watch 2) The view is better, 3) You get to hang out backstage with some of the biggest nutbars in San Francisco, 4) There are free drinks, 5) if you win you get a trip to Nationals to rep our fine city on the big stage, and 6) All you have to do to gain all these benefits is make an ass of yourself for 1 minute. And let’s be honest. You’ve probably done that 5 times since lunch.

Q. That is sooooo convincing! Where can I sign up?

A. Here! And you’ll want to get your hustle on, as performance spots do fill up, and then you have to sit out front and pay for your own beers and that’s sad.

Q. But lo, I am an introvert, and anyways there are only 15 performance spots. Instead, I will watch.

A. It’s okay, we also welcome your kind. For there must be someone in the audience, or else stage dives result in major head injuries.